22Dec/090
Surprise Sex
1. Someone told me that financial crime is rarely investigated.
So I raped my accountant.
2. This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
3. I had rough, aggressive sex with my girlfriend last night. It's not what I'm into, but she initiated it. Yeah, she started it by not wanting to have sex with me. And saying she wasn't my girlfriend, and that she was just waiting for a bus.
4. My penis reminds me of a Chinese finger trap, the more you struggle the harder it gets.
5.After meeting my new partner, I couldn't wait for her to say she was ready for sex.
So, I didn't.
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